or "What's Up?".
I think a long and tight hug would be perfect right now. I have a lot of fans around the globe. I died last week, since then…. She specializes in the areas of Beauty, Lifestyle, and Health & Wellness and is proficient in Medical Sciences (Biology, Human Anatomy and Physiology, and Biochemistry). What about you?
I hope yours is a straight road. Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. “Oh. You mean the ghost that was haunting me wasn't you? I don't know, you tell me. (And then just stare at them), I'm busy figuring it out. That is a really wonderful question. If I was with you, I would set you on fire. So the best response is to completely ignore them. You know, sometimes I find the solution to everything is just to stop talking. A snapping turtle. worst than the last moment but better than next.
People are stupid. Although my right hand is here to accompany me, I prefer that you be here by my side. This one works well when you're still in your … I'm so great I have to sit on my hands to keep myself from clapping. Much better (pauses)... still very bad though. Living an amazing dream.
Alright so far, but there is plenty of time for things to get bad.
After hearing what you just said, I realized that honest people still do exists! That’s because you’re always staring at my pictures. Everyone loves witty jokes. I don’t have money, if that’s what you’re up to. Socioeconomically? Slartybartfast on March 13, 2019:. I am as happy as a tick on a big, fat doggy.
(Use a sexy tone). [*punch person in the throat*]. Thank you for asking, though you can judge for yourself. Sorry to tell you but that wasn’t really alpha* in fact it was kinda stupid and you could have sounded insecure about the compliment and maybe you lost an opportunity to get to know them. It would be even better if I could get a picture of you. Navigating the twists and turns of life.
All right so far, but there's still time for everything to go horribly wrong. Well, hanging around the right people really changes you. I miss you … I don’t miss you! If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you. Physically?
What?! Give me a pen and I’ll give you my autograph.
Good go-to when you don’t feel like talking much. Every single time you meet them, people ask the same questions – “How are you?” “How have you been?” and “Are you doing well?” The answers to these are most often, “I am fine, thanks.” Boring.
Not so good, but I plan on lying at my press conference. Trying to figure out a way to get rid of you. ), The late night WYD (could be from a male or female), especially if it pops up out of the blue, is a message looking for something. But if you break it, consider it sold!
For fun, I went over to Amazon and found a mug that I thought could be an humorous alternative to answering the question out loud. I miss you a little—a little too often, and a little too much!
Considering that my existence is a continuum, I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.
Holy s**t, you can see me?! I miss you too. 2.
Assuming you're at your best too. Lovely to look at, delightful to hold. Do they get smart in time to ask questions? It could be entertainment (over the phone) or it could be the precursor to “please come over and….”. Better than most, but maybe not as well as others.
How am I right now? I can't complain! It's Superman! Who knows, you might just be able to lead a conversation to a new place you never imagined. You can be funny, flirty, witty, cute, or sarcastic.
I will let u know as soon as i get the result. I am better on the inside than I look on the outside. Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to find out. My standard is "not bad for a crazy old lady", If someone asked me "how are u" id respond with "yesterday i was gucci so today im fendi". You’re not the first one to tell me that today. I miss your hole...err...I mean your WHOLE being. Yeah, I’m getting tired of being mistaken for *insert name of good-looking celebrity here*.
I think I'm doing OK. How do you think I'm doing? If I were doing any better, I'd hire you to enjoy it with me. I had promised myself I would murder the next person who asked me that question. Who sent you? If you are, then you’ve come to the right place!
I have a headache.”, “You wouldn’t like it….I just lie there.”, Look them up and down. I promised myself I would kill the next person who asked me that question, but I like you so I will let you live. Why are you drooling? Be direct: Try to avoid any vocal fillers like uh or um, just say what you want to say clearly and directly.
I was too busy thinking about how gorgeous I am. To tell you the truth, in my past life, I was an ugly insect. (Acting all paranoid, huh?
You know.
Ah well, I'll see you pretty soon so you won't have to miss me any more. 48. Compiled here are various replies that you can use to answer the question at hand. Mwahahahaha....the human sacrifices I offered have finally worked! “I would, but I have standards.” 9. Do you have a minute? I’m not sending you money.
You can’t please everybody.
In general, when someone starts a conversation over text with WYD, they are bored, and they are reaching out for help with that boredom.
). Can't complain. But often when girls compliment they are EITHER testing you (which doesn’t happen often) or they really mean it and if so you shouldn’t talk it out. “Can I at least get a kiss first?” 8. What an impertinent question to ask a girl! Please stop me.
WHY!? You can engage with them (if you like), or you can send then on their way and wait for them to actually text something of substance worth responding to.
Babying Your Child: Parents, Get Out Of the Way! I miss you because you’ve turned into a habit for me. Where do robots go for fun? Coronavirus Blog #12: Prisons the Next Battleground? Planning to take over the world. You may join me, though. You do know I’m sitting next to you, right? or “whatcha doin’?” when you are watching television, looking at your phone, or otherwise doing something that shouldn’t require the question in the first place. Click here for additional information . I frequently respond “how are YOU?
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(Say it like he or she is complimenting you even though he or she is not.
Finally, I found someone who agrees with my mom/dad. Imagining myself having a fabulous vacation. Maybe the conversation will improve, and you’ll be able to enjoy it and get something out of it, or maybe it’ll continue in short acronyms until you get tired of responding and put your phone down. Brooke Cagle. Whether you want to be funny, flirty, witty, sarcastic, or cute, the answers you need are here!
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Than as the conversation goes you could pick something she says and make another point from there. Look up in the sky like … Thus, a discerning eye is needed to properly skim through them all and see what is good and what is bad. The quieter you are, the more you can hear. If you were busy and couldn’t reply within a long period of time then you should not reply cause then you will seem like you can’t stop thinking about you.
I have been going through GOT in my work life.
Financially? Audrey Hunt from Idyllwild Ca.
I’m waiting for Jeff Bezos to announce I’m his child. Could be better. Happy as a mongrel dog chasing a three-legged cat.
I am doing a bit better than before, but not nearly as awesome as I am going to be. You don’t need to be here to drive me crazy. I don’t feel that great, but look! I’m trying really hard to avoid ambiguous questions at the moment. This list contains 150 responses to the “How are you?” or “What’s up?” questions people get asked all the time. I'm doing really well. Hopefully, not as good as I will ever be. Living a life of denial and suppressed rage. We should catch up one of these days. Some may sound different depending on how you say them or what kind of context you’re in. Mostly disappointed in these answers. If I was any better, vitamins would be taking me. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Funny and Clever Responses to Compliments.